Blood cells pixelate and eyes dilate.

(Source: patdlovers)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

image

kaz-terborosherlock:

spazztastic-muffin:

blessyoushiva:

blackghostriolus:

this is westboro baptist churches good twin

I’m really glad that this picture is circulating tumblr. Young adults today often forget that Christianity isn’t evil. Just like Muslims aren’t evil. It’s the extremists that give the entire religion a bad name. Please stop making assumptions that Christians are hateful, narrow minded people. My mom is very religious and she is one of the most open minded, loving people I know.

YES THANK YOU

Same thing about Atheists.

kaz-terborosherlock:

spazztastic-muffin:

blessyoushiva:

blackghostriolus:

this is westboro baptist churches good twin

I’m really glad that this picture is circulating tumblr. Young adults today often forget that Christianity isn’t evil. Just like Muslims aren’t evil. It’s the extremists that give the entire religion a bad name. Please stop making assumptions that Christians are hateful, narrow minded people. My mom is very religious and she is one of the most open minded, loving people I know.

YES THANK YOU

Same thing about Atheists.

(Source: nirvves)

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

people: watch your language
me: oh shit sorry
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

perlockholmes:

Iconic

(Source: benwytt)

iamtonysexual:

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

i thought it was supposed to be the lead-up to a joke

(Source: littleladylouis)

do you ship troyler
whatsagarb

dennys:

we are a restaurant  

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

crystallized-teardrops:

i don’t think anyone realises how much effort i put into trying not punching everyone at school

khsavvy:

unf-hans:

thefrozenfractals:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?





Well if you think about it, it is mother nature’s little “gift”

khsavvy:

unf-hans:

thefrozenfractals:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

Well if you think about it, it is mother nature’s little “gift”

lampsarepeopletoo:

when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

image

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

boodelyboopcummerbund:

thestarlingscalling:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s name

these are all acceptable