babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.

babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.

amys-internet-circus:

how to make the best out of a bad situation

amys-internet-circus:

how to make the best out of a bad situation

(Source: humortrain)

whoeversmeltitdeltit:

moocowbottle:

qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien:

epic-lee:

legend-of-sora:

phantomdoodler:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness
accurate

BEHOLD THE WHITE BITCH

The soul-crushing touchy feely bible camp staff…
oh no.

the overwhelming well educated black man
um

Egad! it’s the Touchy Feely Bible Camp Staff, oh my god!

the obnoxious car alarm, OMG

the infamous bible nazi

The obsessive buzzkill

whoeversmeltitdeltit:

moocowbottle:

qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien:

epic-lee:

legend-of-sora:

phantomdoodler:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness

accurate

BEHOLD THE WHITE BITCH

The soul-crushing touchy feely bible camp staff…

oh no.

the overwhelming well educated black man

um

Egad! it’s the Touchy Feely Bible Camp Staff, oh my god!

the obnoxious car alarm, OMG

the infamous bible nazi

The obsessive buzzkill

winchesters-and-wings:

Asked to be made rebloggable

winchesters-and-wings:

Asked to be made rebloggable

(Source: clevermargaery)

(Source: deeragnes)

a person’s a person no matter how small

Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you.  (via celestialfucker)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

divesting:

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

sandandglass:

Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.

Advice for freshman #2

whoredinarygirl:

cokeproblem:

Your backpacks should not be bigger than you

don’t listen to her. make your backpack double your weight so you can be the strongest

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

tomlinsarse:

MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

(Source: rileyjanelle)